The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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