Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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