The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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