Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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