He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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