I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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