I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I am one with the molecules
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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