My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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