She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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