butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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