He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Randomize