I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
