So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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