found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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