farters have to be the big spoon...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm at about main and main street
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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