Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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