So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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