sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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