I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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