As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
