I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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