How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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