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  Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?

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  I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"

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• (949): View more from California

  I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?

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• (516): View more from New York

  It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.

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• (408): View more from California

  No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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  I'll be there in 20 with vodka.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome

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• (607): View more from New York

  I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's

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