She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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