that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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