I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Randomize
