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I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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