I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Randomize