IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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