I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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