and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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