Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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