Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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