i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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