like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
