Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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