I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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