How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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