Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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