New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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