it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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