Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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