Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
