I seem to have left my pride at pride
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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