you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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