Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
