Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
