Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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