I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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