I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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