hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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