I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
