Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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