Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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