He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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