Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It's no shave November. This is our time.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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