My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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He just brought a live lobster to the party.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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