I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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