i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
